I’m not saying it looks so suggestive, but this croissant might need to be censored. Its confidence is unmatched, mad respect.
I’m not saying it looks so suggestive, but this croissant might need to be censored. Its confidence is unmatched, mad respect.
by Hot_Rabbit_3798
26 Comments
PoopTransplant
Roast beef pussy pastries?
Diligent-Friend-2749
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Exitium_Maximus
/r/oddlyerotic
siIver_chariot
“I should call her”
something involving the word “croisussy”/”croissantussy”
There I preempted 2 predictable comments before someone else could say them
Ambitious-Body8133
That’s what vagitarians eat, right?
Det40oz
That’s the Pillsbury Doughboy’s mom yer talkin’ about.
sadwebs
No way they didn’t do that shit on purpose lmaoo
guimontag
This is /r/crappydesign as well, instead of baking the ham and cheese inside the croissants like literally everywhere else on the planet they’re cutting the already baked croissants open to jam the ham and cheese in there
Medical_Rate3986
Looks wery dry, some lube would be needed like mayo or something
Devincc
Needs mayo stat
jspecial1979
Meat curtain croissant
Jonny_Disco
r/mildlyvagina
spaceporter
Ah croissant de chatte avec les lambeaux de viande.
It’s a french delicacy.
Thisfuggenguy
Ima gonna…
Decent-Flatworm4425
Serving croissant
PeanutOrganic9174
Ooo baby let me holla at your “french butter croissant”
stricktd
Santa Fe bakery? Next to the Georgia O’Keefe gallery?
Mirra1002
Meat flaps!
Thefngovernment
Crussy rolls in 2025 is crazy
ThatMBR42
r/theyknew
Longjumping_Lab_6739
The Hindu god Indra was cursed by the sage Gautama to walk around with vaginas over his body. These later turned into eyes.
Jeramy_Jones
Scorpion0525
Took me a second to understand what I was looking at
Th3Dang3r
Just needs a cherry tomato/mozzarella pearl hidden towards the top
26 Comments
Roast beef pussy pastries?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
/r/oddlyerotic
“I should call her”
something involving the word “croisussy”/”croissantussy”
There I preempted 2 predictable comments before someone else could say them
That’s what vagitarians eat, right?
That’s the Pillsbury Doughboy’s mom yer talkin’ about.
No way they didn’t do that shit on purpose lmaoo
This is /r/crappydesign as well, instead of baking the ham and cheese inside the croissants like literally everywhere else on the planet they’re cutting the already baked croissants open to jam the ham and cheese in there
Looks wery dry, some lube would be needed like mayo or something
Needs mayo stat
Meat curtain croissant
r/mildlyvagina
Ah croissant de chatte avec les lambeaux de viande.
It’s a french delicacy.
Ima gonna…
Serving croissant
Ooo baby let me holla at your “french butter croissant”
Santa Fe bakery? Next to the Georgia O’Keefe gallery?
Meat flaps!
Crussy rolls in 2025 is crazy
r/theyknew
The Hindu god Indra was cursed by the sage Gautama to walk around with vaginas over his body. These later turned into eyes.
Took me a second to understand what I was looking at
Just needs a cherry tomato/mozzarella pearl hidden towards the top
Would
r/oddlyerotic